going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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