didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
