Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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