So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
