Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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