i permit you to call me
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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