Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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