Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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