seriously i just wanna be friends
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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