I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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