My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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