A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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