Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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