Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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