Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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