Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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