she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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