yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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