ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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