I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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