I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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