called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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