so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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