After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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