Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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