I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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