Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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