some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong