Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
lol hangovers are for mortals.