Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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