rhymes with "ouble enetration"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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