I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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