you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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