i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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