I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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