the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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