My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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