So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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