She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You can't motorboat a personality
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
