I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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