let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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