please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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