dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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