Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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