Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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