No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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