I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Your dad touched me again.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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