yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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