It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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