did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There's always time for handjobs
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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