i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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