Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize