I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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